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Rate this rhyming poem that AI makes to me, please:
I fart and I belch,
My gas is so stinky it's worth a wealth,
Can you smell my farts, can you hear the sound?
My burps are so loud, they make the ground shake around.
My sneezes are so loud, they echo through the room,
My snot is so sticky, it's hard to get rid of it in a glove,
Can you see my snot, can you feel its texture?
My yawns are so deep, they make me feel like a mystic.
My coughs are so violent, they shake the very air,
My spittle is so gross, it's hard to bear,
Can you see my spittle, can you smell its pungent scent?
My vomit is so gross, it makes me want to quit and lament.
My defecation is so loud, it sounds like thunder,
My poop is so sticky, it's hard to come to a cleaner,
Can you see my poop, can you smell its pungent scent?
My urination is so clear, it makes me feel content.
I fart and I belch,
My gas is so stinky it's worth a wealth,
Can you smell my farts, can you hear the sound?
My burps are so loud, they make the ground shake around.
My sneezes are so loud, they echo through the room,
My snot is so sticky, it's hard to get rid of it in a glove,
Can you see my snot, can you feel its texture?
My yawns are so deep, they make me feel like a mystic.
My coughs are so violent, they shake the very air,
My spittle is so gross, it's hard to bear,
Can you see my spittle, can you smell its pungent scent?
My vomit is so gross, it makes me want to quit and lament.
My defecation is so loud, it sounds like thunder,
My poop is so sticky, it's hard to come to a cleaner,
Can you see my poop, can you smell its pungent scent?
My urination is so clear, it makes me feel content.
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Matthew 17:20 KJV
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.
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The Supreme Court recognized the international LGBT movement as an extremist organization and banned it in Russia
Various signs and manifestations of extremist orientation have been identified in the activities of the movement in the Russian Federation, including the incitement of social and religious hatred, the lawsuit says.
The decision to ban the LGBT movement in Russia comes into force immediately, the court said.
Various signs and manifestations of extremist orientation have been identified in the activities of the movement in the Russian Federation, including the incitement of social and religious hatred, the lawsuit says.
The decision to ban the LGBT movement in Russia comes into force immediately, the court said.
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Why Russians are ashamed of such countrymen? Or the average Russian accustomed of being scammed domestically?
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For some reason the retarded Colombian subhumans started accusing me of being: A Russian, A CIA Agent, A guerrilla, a Isis terrorist, a gang member, among other unsavory things.
I literally had to go to the countryside because these pieces of shit never gave me a job in the city, despite me being somewhat adept with computers and with foreign languages, I could never get a job, I literally am considering simply smuggling myself to some other country and accept that these niggers don't want me to either work or be self sufficient.
I literally had to go to the countryside because these pieces of shit never gave me a job in the city, despite me being somewhat adept with computers and with foreign languages, I could never get a job, I literally am considering simply smuggling myself to some other country and accept that these niggers don't want me to either work or be self sufficient.
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What do you think about Humza Yousaf's speech in the Scottish Parliament? I think he said everything right and the Scots should be ashamed of their country.
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Творчество местных соевиков, посвященное каре над трансами мне напомнило об угарных артах, от того же автора, что и арт на пике, призывавших пидоров съебать из Б. Реквестирую их итт.
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I thought they were talking about India at first but turned out it's about US.
Did US really became so shitty just in 30 years? Who's to blame?
Did US really became so shitty just in 30 years? Who's to blame?
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When I was in 9th grade, I was friends with a girl from a parallel class. We communicated very well. We went home together after school. We lived in the same yard. The yard was not equipped at all, there was no place to sit, but there were swings. Well, we went to these swings and listened to music on them. First, she plays one song and sits and I rock it, and then we change. Her and subsequently my favorite band was Avenged Sevenfold. One day I wanted to get up, but she told me not to get up and sat on my lap.
-What if I’m against it?
-Who will ask you?
-You have a boyfriend.
-Well, if he doesn’t find out, then it’s okay, right?
She was then dating a boy from another school and he heard rumors that she was kissing someone else (not me). He left her and his friends who knew her personally began to write how unfaithful she was. And she should be ashamed. And in response to this she wrote a barrage of insults. And one day, when we were walking with her, these two guys met us and decided to punish her. They attacked and beat her, but I didn’t stand up. And then she began to be indignant at why I just stood and watched as they beat her. She said that she was a coward, a weakling and a traitor who was not able to stand up for a girl. And now I’m nothing to her, although she liked me. But I didn’t interfere because I had lenses on my eyes and in a fight they could hit me in the eye and tear them and I had to buy new ones. 10 years have passed since then. We are 25. I work as a courier at Yandex Food. When I arrived for the next call, guess who opened the door for me? There she was. He looks with a withering glance and says, “Well, how is your higher education, was it useful?” Then he smiles and continues, “Come in.” The two of us ate some of the food I brought. Then she took a plastic bag and pulled out a piece of cake from the refrigerator. She put it in a bag and gave it to me. We sat for about 40 minutes and at the end we hugged and kissed.
-What if I’m against it?
-Who will ask you?
-You have a boyfriend.
-Well, if he doesn’t find out, then it’s okay, right?
She was then dating a boy from another school and he heard rumors that she was kissing someone else (not me). He left her and his friends who knew her personally began to write how unfaithful she was. And she should be ashamed. And in response to this she wrote a barrage of insults. And one day, when we were walking with her, these two guys met us and decided to punish her. They attacked and beat her, but I didn’t stand up. And then she began to be indignant at why I just stood and watched as they beat her. She said that she was a coward, a weakling and a traitor who was not able to stand up for a girl. And now I’m nothing to her, although she liked me. But I didn’t interfere because I had lenses on my eyes and in a fight they could hit me in the eye and tear them and I had to buy new ones. 10 years have passed since then. We are 25. I work as a courier at Yandex Food. When I arrived for the next call, guess who opened the door for me? There she was. He looks with a withering glance and says, “Well, how is your higher education, was it useful?” Then he smiles and continues, “Come in.” The two of us ate some of the food I brought. Then she took a plastic bag and pulled out a piece of cake from the refrigerator. She put it in a bag and gave it to me. We sat for about 40 minutes and at the end we hugged and kissed.
