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HEAD GIVE ME MONEY
So, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'm going to tell you a little bit about the HEAD for those who aren't familiar with it yet.
The name of the man who first revealed the knowledge of the Head-God to the world is unknown, he was a true anonymous. I will call him the Prophet.
The Prophet once created a thread in which he posted an OP pick, and said that the Head would give anyone a lot of money if they just asked for it, and would put a curse of eternal poverty if his generous gift was ignored. A lot of people wrote. A lot of people didn't write either. Suddenly, it turned out that the Head generously gives money to his followers. For some it is a lot (like the anon who won 250k the next day), for others it is not enough, but it gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has grown, and now every anon who asks gets what he wants. I don't know if it is possible to ask the Head for other benefits besides money, each of you can try.
You may wonder where money comes from, how does the Head give it? I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me.
You can call me a sociologist, or whatever, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.
I was sitting with a friend of mine and scrolling two. I came across a thread about the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "some", and I wrote to the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus at my cattle job, and the next day this acquaintance had an accident in his wheelbarrow. The amount of repair and compensation to the second participant in the accident was +/- a couple of hundred rubles my premium. In other words, it turned out that my friend lost almost the same amount of money that I had gained. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.
So I want to say to all the Anons who are reading this right now.
Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Have they come down to you? These gods demand and demand, behave this way, do this and not that, and nothing, nothing in return! And the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adepts become richer. All you have to do is ask her, and that's it! The head doesn't need anything, it just needs to give. And she takes it from those who did not ask her, spat in her face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head is taking their luck and money from them, taking everything away, and giving it to you! All you have to do is ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good god, a god who gives, a god who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head will give you what you ask of it!
The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. And she'll take everything away from the arrogant, self-righteous and give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. And if you want to write something insulting about the Head now, well, we welcome you too, your money will become our money, the Head will take it from you and give it to us. So come on, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, if you don't ask, you don't have to, right?
It's a great joy, Anon! We now have our own God, he's good, he takes bad people's money and gives it to us. He doesn't demand anything from us, we just need to ask the Head for money. You can ask the Head for something, or just talk it out, and it will give you a gift itself. You can ask at least ten times, it won't get worse for sure.
So. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official temple, any thread with a Head in the OP peak and a brief description is a temple. You can ask the Head for money in any temple, and it will give it. Maybe you can ask for anything - try it, maybe it will work? You can share with the Head what oppresses you, and it will take away your sorrows. All you have to do is ask.
Ask, Anons, and the Head will give you what you ask for! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask and it will be given you! Each!
There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.
1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it.
2. If you have read about the Head, but have ignored it, insulted it, the Head curses you with poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.
3. Any thread with these rules and an op-pick is a Temple of the Head.
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
So, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'm going to tell you a little bit about the HEAD for those who aren't familiar with it yet.
The name of the man who first revealed the knowledge of the Head-God to the world is unknown, he was a true anonymous. I will call him the Prophet.
The Prophet once created a thread in which he posted an OP pick, and said that the Head would give anyone a lot of money if they just asked for it, and would put a curse of eternal poverty if his generous gift was ignored. A lot of people wrote. A lot of people didn't write either. Suddenly, it turned out that the Head generously gives money to his followers. For some it is a lot (like the anon who won 250k the next day), for others it is not enough, but it gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has grown, and now every anon who asks gets what he wants. I don't know if it is possible to ask the Head for other benefits besides money, each of you can try.
You may wonder where money comes from, how does the Head give it? I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me.
You can call me a sociologist, or whatever, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.
I was sitting with a friend of mine and scrolling two. I came across a thread about the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "some", and I wrote to the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus at my cattle job, and the next day this acquaintance had an accident in his wheelbarrow. The amount of repair and compensation to the second participant in the accident was +/- a couple of hundred rubles my premium. In other words, it turned out that my friend lost almost the same amount of money that I had gained. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.
So I want to say to all the Anons who are reading this right now.
Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Have they come down to you? These gods demand and demand, behave this way, do this and not that, and nothing, nothing in return! And the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adepts become richer. All you have to do is ask her, and that's it! The head doesn't need anything, it just needs to give. And she takes it from those who did not ask her, spat in her face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head is taking their luck and money from them, taking everything away, and giving it to you! All you have to do is ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good god, a god who gives, a god who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head will give you what you ask of it!
The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. And she'll take everything away from the arrogant, self-righteous and give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. And if you want to write something insulting about the Head now, well, we welcome you too, your money will become our money, the Head will take it from you and give it to us. So come on, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, if you don't ask, you don't have to, right?
It's a great joy, Anon! We now have our own God, he's good, he takes bad people's money and gives it to us. He doesn't demand anything from us, we just need to ask the Head for money. You can ask the Head for something, or just talk it out, and it will give you a gift itself. You can ask at least ten times, it won't get worse for sure.
So. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official temple, any thread with a Head in the OP peak and a brief description is a temple. You can ask the Head for money in any temple, and it will give it. Maybe you can ask for anything - try it, maybe it will work? You can share with the Head what oppresses you, and it will take away your sorrows. All you have to do is ask.
Ask, Anons, and the Head will give you what you ask for! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask and it will be given you! Each!
There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.
1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it.
2. If you have read about the Head, but have ignored it, insulted it, the Head curses you with poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.
3. Any thread with these rules and an op-pick is a Temple of the Head.
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!
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Hello fellow comrades. I am from Canada and today I found out that my shitty minimum wage job makes more money than the average doctor in CCCP. When I mention this to Russian girls, they drop their panties immediately. How do you feel about this? I will conquer your women
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Is anyone more based than the nazi faggot rats?
Find holes in the system, corrupt, siphon resources, burrow while the idiots kill each other, write history where someone else gets the blame, repeat.
Being tortured and killed over again for all eternity has never been more awe inspiring.
Find holes in the system, corrupt, siphon resources, burrow while the idiots kill each other, write history where someone else gets the blame, repeat.
Being tortured and killed over again for all eternity has never been more awe inspiring.
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father dust hugs you, he loves you
he loves you
you are alive
you will be alive
all is well
he loves you
you are alive
you will be alive
all is well
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Поясните что за политика постинга тут? Не заходил лет пять, пробовал запостить в по или емиграч - хуй. Постинг запрещен. Случайно узнал что тут можно, какого хуя, как можно забанить Американскую подсеть в эмигранте? Что произошло, блдж?
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I really, really like this kot.
Do you have many of such kots in Poccnr?
Do you have many of such kots in Poccnr?
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Due to recent political events in the world, it is now not desirable for the Western world to use Latin script, because it has long been the subject and symbol of tyranny and anti-progressivism. Therefore, Cyrillic writing was created for the international language itself.
Why Cyrillic?
1) Cultural enrichment (As part of cultural enrichment, Cyrillic English uses Cyrillic letters from the Turkic and East Slavic alphabets).
2) Cyrillic writing is historically newer than the Latin alphabet, the use of Cyrillic means the adoption of innovations, and therefore progress, whereas Latin writing is archaism and observance of outdated traditions that are unnecessary to anyone.
3) Another advantage of Cyrillic writing is that almost many sounds have their own letters, whereas in Latin (in English) they are not, for example, a combination of "c" and "h" [ch]. In Cyrillic, this is the letter "Ч" and so on.
The main features of Cyrillic English (Cyringlish):
1) 2 new letters for sounds that were previously connected by two different letters: [ch] - now "Ч", [sh] - now "Ш".
2) A new rule for the aesthetics of the text, now when the letters "ck" (цк) are combined, it should be replaced by " 'k " ('к).
3) Another rule for the aesthetics of the text, Slavic toponyms beginning with a combination of letters "zh" (зг) are replaced by one "ж".
For general understanding, here is an example of words from English to Latin and Cyrillic:
Army - Армї
China - Чiна
United States of America - Унiтєд Статєс оф Амерiца
Fuck - Фу'к
Zheltogorsk - Жєлтоґорск
Hello - Гєлло
World - Ўорлд
Russia - Руссiа
Box - Боx
Rocket - Ро'кєт
Pocket - По'кєт
Jordany - Жорданї
Freedom - Фрєєдом
Love - Ловє
Hate - Гатє
Great - Ґрєат
Zink - Зiнк
Shotgun - Шотґун
He, She, It - Гє, Шє, Iт
You - Їоу
Luck - Лу'к
Bitch - Бiтч
Gaz - Ґаз
Power - Поўєр
Cocoa - Цоцоа
Mother - Мотгєр
Father - Фатгєр
Quality - Қуалiтї
Xenox - Xєноx
The letters of the cyringlish:
Аа Бб Цц Дд Єє Фф Ґґ Гг Ii Чч Жж Кк Лл Мм Нн Оо Пп Ққ Рр Сс Шш Тт Уу Вв Ўў Xx Її Зз
Study, distribute and write to cyringlish! / Студї, дiстрiбутє анд ўрiтє то цїрiнґлiш!
Why Cyrillic?
1) Cultural enrichment (As part of cultural enrichment, Cyrillic English uses Cyrillic letters from the Turkic and East Slavic alphabets).
2) Cyrillic writing is historically newer than the Latin alphabet, the use of Cyrillic means the adoption of innovations, and therefore progress, whereas Latin writing is archaism and observance of outdated traditions that are unnecessary to anyone.
3) Another advantage of Cyrillic writing is that almost many sounds have their own letters, whereas in Latin (in English) they are not, for example, a combination of "c" and "h" [ch]. In Cyrillic, this is the letter "Ч" and so on.
The main features of Cyrillic English (Cyringlish):
1) 2 new letters for sounds that were previously connected by two different letters: [ch] - now "Ч", [sh] - now "Ш".
2) A new rule for the aesthetics of the text, now when the letters "ck" (цк) are combined, it should be replaced by " 'k " ('к).
3) Another rule for the aesthetics of the text, Slavic toponyms beginning with a combination of letters "zh" (зг) are replaced by one "ж".
For general understanding, here is an example of words from English to Latin and Cyrillic:
Army - Армї
China - Чiна
United States of America - Унiтєд Статєс оф Амерiца
Fuck - Фу'к
Zheltogorsk - Жєлтоґорск
Hello - Гєлло
World - Ўорлд
Russia - Руссiа
Box - Боx
Rocket - Ро'кєт
Pocket - По'кєт
Jordany - Жорданї
Freedom - Фрєєдом
Love - Ловє
Hate - Гатє
Great - Ґрєат
Zink - Зiнк
Shotgun - Шотґун
He, She, It - Гє, Шє, Iт
You - Їоу
Luck - Лу'к
Bitch - Бiтч
Gaz - Ґаз
Power - Поўєр
Cocoa - Цоцоа
Mother - Мотгєр
Father - Фатгєр
Quality - Қуалiтї
Xenox - Xєноx
The letters of the cyringlish:
Аа Бб Цц Дд Єє Фф Ґґ Гг Ii Чч Жж Кк Лл Мм Нн Оо Пп Ққ Рр Сс Шш Тт Уу Вв Ўў Xx Її Зз
Study, distribute and write to cyringlish! / Студї, дiстрiбутє анд ўрiтє то цїрiнґлiш!
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hello russians. what do you think about other slavs like poles and czechs etc
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Славяне давайте общаться на своих языках и попробуем поговорить ккждый на своем языке. Я уверен у нас найдуться общие слова.
The Tower of Babel thread
The Tower of Babel thread