>Как же иногда скучаешь по рисовке классических дндшных драконов

>Плод в яйце уже живой дракон!

>Млп драконотред - не порнушный.

>Млп р34 тред - не драконный.

>Здешний драконотред - не млпшный

>“What business do you have meddling in human affairs, you overgrown lizard?! First you kidnap me and then you try to woo my savior, the brave Sir Anon? Enough of this farce, I feel your hide would make a wonderful handbag, don’t you think, my Hero, my Love?”

>“Anon is a brave and skilled fighter, no challenger has ever survived facing me but him. He is strong and resilient, bravely facing my fire and claws with determination, and when his sword struck my thigh and drew blood, I knew in my heart he was worthy of becoming my mate. But you, I do not see why anyone would be attracted to you; you are loud and smell bad and cannot fight at all. So, go away, and be loud elsewhere.”

>“Sir Anon deserves even the dirtiest, lowest serving maid for marriage rather than a smelly red newt! What knowledge do you even have of diplomacy, statehood, navigating the courts? My prestigious name alone will gain him such an increase in status dukes and viscounts will be lapping at his boots!”

>“I do not care for your silly human ideas like ‘diplomacy’, the only thing that matters in choosing a mate is their fighting spirit, hoard size, and skill in battle, and though Anon has no hoard he has impressed me with his bravery.”

>“Ho ho ho! Of course, a silly, brutish dragon would only care about such barbaric things as that, you know nothing about the womanly charms that draw men to travel across continents if only to kiss a lady's hand.”

>“’Womanly charms?’ Who needs those when you have impressive wings, armored scales, and razor-sharp claws, such as these? Besides, males only care about one thing, of which both of us have, though I can smell yours and it is unpleasant. Do humans not wash themselves as well as dragons?”

>”You disgusting wyrm! I will have your head! I command you, Sir Anon!”

>“I should have eaten you from the beginning, it would have saved my hearing…”

>дома 4 больших и 2 маленьких террариума, 9 ящерок живёт.

>ни 1 фотки

>1

>всем кто тут настоящий самец